SEAMUS: "I like your eyes." MOM: What do you like about my eyes?" SEAMUS: "The eye balls!" MOM: "Oh, thank you!" SEAMUS: "You get a hug for that."
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SEAMUS: "What is your last name?" MOM: "Kahumoku" SEAMUS: "Mine is something like that!"
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MOM: "Seamus, close the microwave door." SEAMUS: "What do you say?" MOM: "Seamus, please close the microwave door."
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SEAMUS: "Moommmyy!" MOM: "What?" SEAMUS: "It's not listening to me!" MOM: "What's not listening to you?" SEAMUS: "My Sandwhich!"
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MOM: Duke, do you want some C-O-O-K-I-E-S? SEAMUS: I want some of that! MOM: Some of what? SEAMUS: Some O-C-C-K.
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SEAMUS: "I have a small tummy-ache in my brain!"
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SEAMUS: "But Mama, that Dinosaur is supposed to be dead!" (At Toys R Us playing with an electric dinosaur)
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SEAMUS: "Mama, where's Daddy?" MOM: "He's out HomeTeaching." SEAMUS: "But THIS is our home!!"
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After making Pigs in a Blanket for lunch Seamus peeled the dough off the hotdog and told me, "I don't want the piggie to be warm. I want him to be cold."
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MOM: "Seamus, you're the best thing since sliced bread." SEAMUS: "I'm not sliced bread, I'm a sliced egg."
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SEAMUS: "Mama, you're handsome!"
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MOM: "Do you want me to help you pick up your Lightning pages?" SEAMUS: "Thanks Mom. You're a great helper!"
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SEAMUS to MOM: "I'm your Wife!" MOM: "I thought you were my Son?" SEAMUS: "Nope, I'm a Sunbeam!"
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"I didn't cause your problem Mama!" (Seamus says this to me when I start to get frustrated)
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MOM: "PLEASE STOP JUMPING!" (Seamus isn't allowed to jump on the floor because we have downstairs neighboors.) SEAMUS: "You can't handle it, Mama?"
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SEAMUS: "I want to sing the poopie song." GRANDMA: "I don't know the poopie song." SEAMUS: "It comes out your butt!"
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"Nope; too poopie!" "Nope; too poopie!" (Seamus was trying unsuccessfully to find something to play with in the utensil drawer.)
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SEAMUS: "Daddy, your back hurting?" DAD: "Yes, very badly." SEAMUS: "you take your medicine?" DAD: "Yup!" SEAMUS: "Mama, my back hurting too. I need medicine!"
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MOM: "Seamus, go help your Father." SEAMUS: "He's not my Father, He's my Daddy. You silly!"
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Duke brought a urinal home from the hospital and I spent a fair amount of time convincing Seamus that it was a "peepee jug" and not a "water jug." Later, after it had been used he asked, "is that peepee juice?"
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SEAMUS: "I don't want you to be an Alien. I want you to be my Mommy!" (He didn't like my Halloween costume.)
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SEAMUS: "Goodbye little poopie!" (Watching his large poopie flush down the toilet.)
1 friendly comments:
I love this video! It's a good reminder not to get caught up in what the media portrays as "beautiful"!
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